Sweetest Frenchman

levebelgie: doucefrance: levebelgie: doucefrance: levebelgie: … Mutual masturbation...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:05:31 +0300

doucefrance:

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

levebelgie:

… Mutual masturbation then?

I-
Uhm.

I mean, between you two. Not me and you. Obviously.

Oh.
Uhm.
If I convince him?

[wiggles eyebrows]

Oui.

No stop.

levebelgie: doucefrance: levebelgie: doucefrance: levebelgie: [SNORT] Puta!/Baby claps...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:04:03 +0300

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

levebelgie:

[SNORT]

Puta!
/Baby claps happily/

[laughs harder but then eventually calms herself down, snickering, before finally taking the child and smiling]

Okay, okay. No more puta. Try saying…

Lapin. La-pin. Lapin.

/Looks curiously at Belle/
….Laputa.

… If anyone asks we can just say she’s been with Japan watching that Studio Ghibli movie yes…

/Sighs/
I’m going to scream.

levebelgie: doucefrance: levebelgie: doucefrance: Putai;— /Pata looks up and giggles/Pu-Puta!...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:54:39 +0300

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

Putai;—

/Pata looks up and giggles/
Pu-Puta!
/Pales/
THAT WAS HER FIRST WORD, IT’S YOUR FAULT.

[SNORT]

Puta!
/Baby claps happily/

[laughs harder but then eventually calms herself down, snickering, before finally taking the child and smiling]

Okay, okay. No more puta. Try saying…

Lapin. La-pin. Lapin.

/Looks curiously at Belle/
….Laputa.

levebelgie: doucefrance: levebelgie: doucefrance: He will think I don’t need him. You need to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:52:31 +0300

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

He will think I don’t need him. You need to think about the other too.

/Chuckles/

… Mutual masturbation then?

I-
Uhm.

I mean, between you two. Not me and you. Obviously.

Oh.
Uhm.
If I convince him?

kawaiisoap: Cutest picture

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:44:30 +0300

kawaiisoap:

Cutest picture

levebelgie: doucefrance: levebelgie: doucefrance: levebelgie: … Francis if you’re calling me a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:42:07 +0300

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

levebelgie:

… Francis if you’re calling me a whore I’m going to cut your nipples off-

….
Bitch.

Dick.

Putai;—
/Pata looks up and giggles/
Pu-Puta!
/Pales/
THAT WAS HER FIRST WORD, IT’S YOUR FAULT.

[SNORT]

Puta!
/Baby claps happily/

levebelgie: doucefrance: levebelgie: doucefrance: ….No, thank you, Arthur might get mad that I’m...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:41:27 +0300

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

….No, thank you, Arthur might get mad that I’m masturbating-

… Why? I mean, it’s your body, you can fiddle with it as much as you want and it’s not like you’re cheating on him..

He will think I don’t need him. You need to think about the other too.
/Chuckles/

… Mutual masturbation then?

I-
Uhm.

levebelgie: doucefrance: levebelgie: doucefrance: levebelgie: That sounds like an opening line...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:34:04 +0300

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

levebelgie:

That sounds like an opening line to find a hooker.

[snorts, but smiles]

Weeeeell.
/Winks/

… Francis if you’re calling me a whore I’m going to cut your nipples off-

….
Bitch.

Dick.

Putai;—
/Pata looks up and giggles/
Pu-Puta!
/Pales/
THAT WAS HER FIRST WORD, IT’S YOUR FAULT.

levebelgie: doucefrance: levebelgie: doucefrance: levebelgie: It’s okay, you have another tight...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:32:44 +0300

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

levebelgie:

It’s okay, you have another tight butthole to make love to that isn’t mine.

If only it would be more often—

… I have, like, a boxful of Bobs at home if you want them. The ones that look like torture machines aren’t as painful as you’d think!

….No, thank you, Arthur might get mad that I’m masturbating-

… Why? I mean, it’s your body, you can fiddle with it as much as you want and it’s not like you’re cheating on him..

He will think I don’t need him. You need to think about the other too.
/Chuckles/

levebelgie: doucefrance: levebelgie: doucefrance: levebelgie: doucefrance: ……You must be...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:11:08 +0300

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

……You must be really loose-

Ooh, you’d be surprised, I’m actually not! I am a blessed woman.

…I can see that. I would totally have it with you.

It’s okay, you have another tight butthole to make love to that isn’t mine.

If only it would be more often—

… I have, like, a boxful of Bobs at home if you want them. The ones that look like torture machines aren’t as painful as you’d think!

….No, thank you, Arthur might get mad that I’m masturbating-

levebelgie: doucefrance: levebelgie: doucefrance: levebelgie: … I see. Well, I hope she goes to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:09:11 +0300

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

levebelgie:

… I see. Well, I hope she goes to a good home.

[kisses the top of her head]

What did you want to talk to me about?

/Shrugs/
Nothing. I just wanted some company.
/Grins/

That sounds like an opening line to find a hooker.

[snorts, but smiles]

Weeeeell.
/Winks/

… Francis if you’re calling me a whore I’m going to cut your nipples off-

….
Bitch.

levebelgie: doucefrance: levebelgie: doucefrance: Probably send her to a foster house or look...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:05:01 +0300

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

Probably send her to a foster house or look for a loving gamily that would take her in.

/Sighs as he wipes her mouth/

… I see. Well, I hope she goes to a good home.

[kisses the top of her head]

What did you want to talk to me about?

/Shrugs/
Nothing. I just wanted some company.
/Grins/

That sounds like an opening line to find a hooker.

[snorts, but smiles]

Weeeeell.
/Winks/

levebelgie: doucefrance: levebelgie: doucefrance: ……You must be really loose- Ooh, you’d be...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:04:11 +0300

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

……You must be really loose-

Ooh, you’d be surprised, I’m actually not! I am a blessed woman.

…I can see that. I would totally have it with you.

It’s okay, you have another tight butthole to make love to that isn’t mine.

If only it would be more often—

levebelgie: doucefrance: levebelgie: [smiles as she watches the scene, and continues stroking...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:02:34 +0300

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

levebelgie:

[smiles as she watches the scene, and continues stroking Pata’s hair]

So what are you going to do with her? I mean, since you can’t keep her.

Probably send her to a foster house or look for a loving gamily that would take her in.
/Sighs as he wipes her mouth/

… I see. Well, I hope she goes to a good home.

[kisses the top of her head]

What did you want to talk to me about?

/Shrugs/
Nothing. I just wanted some company.
/Grins/

/Clears throat/ GILBERT, I NEED YOUR HELP.

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:52:47 +0300

/Clears throat/
GILBERT, I NEED YOUR HELP.

me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:50:36 +0300

me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.

pariisi: Carmen (Homage to Munkacsi)”, Coat by Cardin, Place...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:48:55 +0300

pariisi:

Carmen (Homage to Munkacsi)”, Coat by Cardin, Place Francois-Premier, Paris, August 1957

by Bonnie LoveYourPlace on pinterest.com

littleaphheadcanons: England loves to both drink and smell tea because of the various aromas that...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:45:46 +0300

littleaphheadcanons:

England loves to both drink and smell tea because of the various aromas that can be found in it, like mint and roses for example.

onepieceperson: That’s it. That’s their relationship.

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:39:15 +0300

onepieceperson:

That’s it. That’s their relationship.

levebelgie: doucefrance: /Can’t help but smile as the sight, spacing for a few moments before...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:20:13 +0300

levebelgie:

doucefrance:

/Can’t help but smile as the sight, spacing for a few moments before Pata let out an ‘Ah’ and opened er mouth/
/He feed her a few times before she began wriggling and cuddle closer to Belle/

[smiles as she watches the scene, and continues stroking Pata’s hair]

So what are you going to do with her? I mean, since you can’t keep her.

Probably send her to a foster house or look for a loving gamily that would take her in.
/Sighs as he wipes her mouth/